User:Qwerfjkl
“ | Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. | ” |
— Hanlon's razor |
Some links about me[edit]
Wikipedia vandalism information
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Low to moderate level of vandalism
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2.78 RPM according to EnterpriseyBot 23:10, 7 June 2024 (UTC)
Pending changes backlog
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Very low backlog
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1 pages according to DatBot 09:00, 6 June 2024 (UTC)
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Tools[edit]
- toolforge:missingredirectsproject, a website for creating suggested redirets.
- User:Qwerfjkl/scripts, for a list of various scripts I've made.
User essays worth reading[edit]
(Copied from User:EEng)
- Wikipedia:Revert notification opt-out
- Wikipedia:Identifying reliable sources (history)
- Wikipedia:Presentism
- User:Ritchie333/Hit and run editors
- WP:Lies Miss Snodgrass Told You
- WP:Wikipedia is not about whining
- WP:Principle of Some Astonishment
- WP:Diffusing conflict
- Wikipedia:Criticism -- re "Criticism", "Controversy" and similar sections
- User:Ritchie333#Zen and the art of Wikipedia Maintenance
- WP:If MOS doesn't need a rule on something, then it needs to not have a rule on that thing (help invited)
- WP:Iron Law of Infobox Ubiquity
- WP:Please shoot yourself in the foot (cf. WP:Don't shoot yourself in the foot)
- Wikipedia:Noted not notable – help invited
- WP:ASSUMEGODFAITH – not (yet) worth reading, actually.
- WP:BENOTBOLD
- Wikipedia:Queen Elizabeth slipped majestically into the water
- WP:LOCATION Location, location, location! (plus WP:AREYOUBEINGSERVED)
- WP:INTOTHEWOULDS Needs to be split out
- WP:ANIFLU
Wikipedia:Editors you might confuseWP:Editors who may be confused- Wikipedia:We are not as dumb as you think we are
- User:Guy Macon/Yes. We are biased. (towards science and against pseudoscience, towards astronomy, and against astrology ...)
- User:Physchim62/Situation Normal: All FACked up re the dysfunction of the FA process
- Wikipedia:Don't call it "Wiki" – People who do are usually trouble
This user feels physical pain when hearing others refer to Wikipedia as "Wiki".
- See also
Quotes[edit]
These quotes are random, and will change if you purge the page. ( .)
<mark> I like disruptive progress
<RoanKattouw> haha
<RoanKattouw> It's the wiki way
And from meta:IRC/Quotes:
[the question is posed: "How many Arbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?"]
<Fluffernutter> Trick question. Arbcom can't agree on whether to use incandescent
or LED, so they just don't change the bulbs
<Wizardman> Screwing in's the easy part. taking it out to begin with? heh
<InShaneee> my answer: "Just one, but that doesn't count all the people who show
up to the RfC to finalize the Lightbulb proposal"
<Wizardman> YOU UNSCREWED IT WRONG WAT R U DOIN
<Fluffernutter> alternative answer: Twelve to screw it in, one to leak
the schematics
<InShaneee> "Unknown, the only electrician recused himself for
prior involvement"
<Wizardman> Proposed Finding of Fact: Last time we changed the bulb,
we screwed it in at night. Remedy: Don't screw it in during the daytime.
<Wizardman> ..but in what timezone? Crap, forget i said anything.
<InShaneee> Outside view by NotHelpingAnything: I think we should consider
the possibility of using a car headlight, there's many benefits to be had
<Fluffernutter> "We don't have a procedure for changing lightbulbs.
Before we can change anything, we need a motion!"
<Wizardman> Oppose: User is POV pusher who works for the car headlight company
<InShaneee> "As a volunteer encyclopedia, no one has a responsibility
to change it. Tag the lightbulb, notify Wikiproject Building Maintenence,
and let things take their course."
<Fluffernutter> "We don't need to figure this out ourselves, we'll just
pass discretionary lightbulb sanctions and let AE figure it out"
<InShaneee> wait, wait, I've got it. "There is no need for a new lightbulb
at this time. The current lightbulb is strongly cautioned not to stay burned out."
<Fluffernutter> InShaneee for arbcom!
<Wizardman> Remedy 6: The Local Power Company is reminded to make sure
the lightbulb actually gets the wattage it needs.
<Wizardman> Meanwhile said company wasn't a party to the case and is
confused as hell.
Miscellaneous[edit]
- Wikipedia rollbackers
- Wikipedia new page reviewers
- Wikipedia redirect autopatrollers
- User en-GB
- Wikipedians on the Typo Team
- WikiProject Guild of Copy Editors participants
- Wikipedians who use AutoWikiBrowser
- Wikipedians who use HotCat
- WikiProject Redirect participants
- Wikipedians who use RedWarn
- Wikipedians who use SWViewer
- Wikipedia Articles for Creation reviewers
- Wikipedians who use reFill
- Wikipedia bot operators